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Dangerous Insult- The boy and the girl went to the mall and started shopping. Only then did the boy like the helmet and he bought it.
Girl: BRAIN is not, then why took the helmet?
Boy: Yesterday you bought a bra, I said something.

Fed up with his wife, Pappu went to court for divorce. From Pappu Judge Sahib: Judge Sahib, I am not happy with my wife. From Judge Sahib Wife: Why is your husband not happy with you..? Wife : Know what judge Sahib, Sara Mohalla is happy. Just don't know where they are.

Look what the jaanu says, not even this commentator.
Boy: Why, what did he speak?
Girl says, if India are to win, Dhoni needs to stand up.

God's what Zeman has come. Women are moving towards 'Shani' and men are moving towards 'Sunny'. In the Battle of Sunny and Saturn, . The advantage is only for the oilers.

Teacher: Tell what is the difference between boys and girls? Boy: Madam, the girl can become the mother of a single child in a year. But the boy can become the father of 365 children in a year.

I was just a man leaving with my 9 children!
The children were making a lot of noise!
In this way, an old man climbed out of his stick with a stroke!
The father of the children said: - If you offer a rubber in front of your stick, then it will not make noise!
Older: - If you had done the same thing then there would not have been so much noise !!!

"There are 2 types of people on FB
1.Single
2.Married.
Both in-laws sad. "
Sad one night!
Sad the second day! best non veg jokes for whatsapp in english

Teacher: If I were your mother, I would have made you a donkey person in 2 days.
Pappu: And my father would have made you a human in a night.
There is no ghost in every moving bush!
Maybe someone is giving 'love' to his love in it !!
When Shammi Kapoor died, we had the opportunity to watch clips of his important films by switching channels…
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At Balasaheb Thackeray's funeral, all the channels showed biography of Thackeray all day.
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After the passing of Ghazal-Emperor Jagjit Singh ji, only his nagging was heard on TV channels… all day long!
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Now just waiting for Sunny Leonne's eyes to close "

Girlfriends:
Who is this sunny leone?
Santa :
This is the feminine form of Sunny Deol,
It also has two and a half kilos. double meaning jokes
After seeing
Man does not get up
Man gets up
Wrote in the bathroom of the Boys Hostel
Your future is in your hands ..
So think what will be written in the bathroom of girls hostel
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Do not finger your future ..

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From unhappy mother Baba: Baba Ji refund my Rs 1000 / -.
Baba: Why girls?
Mother: You said everything is the fault of Shani, so the son does not read. I fasted on Saturday, offered oil, my son studied on computer overnight but still failed.
Baba: Balike I had said that everything is the fault of "Sunny".

What sort of time has arrived ..
Woman is going towards "Shani" ..
More men
Tongue.png towards "Sunny"
Only the oilmen are benefiting.

Santa becomes manager at bank
Suddenly the bandits came to the bank
Hood (from Santa) - take off pants
Santa - don't kill
Outlaw - Now Lift Up
Santa has 4 slaps in the dacoit
Outlaw - Why is Abe killing his brother-in-law?
Santa (scared) -
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Brother you said - "Lift up"? 

A man calls and speaks at the merge bureau.
I do not have both hands and both feet. Can i get married
Lady Operator: Yes, maybe. But is that yours?
Man: Ha! Only dialed the number from that. The

Madame children in school ..
Madam: Today, I ask some funny puzzles and think the answer
Children: G. Madame
Madam: What is a pan that cannot be eaten?
Pappu: Pappu started laughing loudly in his stomach
Madam: What happened Pappu? Why are you laughing so much?
Pappu: Madam, you do not even ask how much .. 'Breastfeeding'.
Madame: Nalayak, donkey 'Japan'

Sheela - Sir, teach something new today
Teacher - Children, there are two meanings of everything
Sheela - remove and show head
teacher -
Sit down daughter
Do you also have two meanings? The

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Santa becomes manager at bank
Suddenly the bandits came to the bank
Hood (from Santa) - take off pants
Santa - don't kill
Outlaw - Now Lift Up
Santa has 4 slaps in the dacoit
Outlaw - Why is Abe killing his brother-in-law?
Santa (scared) -
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Brother you said - "Lift up"? The

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Sheela - Sir, teach something new today
Teacher - Children, there are two meanings of everything
Sheela - remove and show head
teacher -
Sit down daughter
You also have two meanings

Santa brought Banta to his new house
Banta - Sister-in-law is nowhere to be seen
Santa - sister has gone out otherwise you
Hot tea
Banta - bitchy skimp also has a limit
Santa - how is that?
Banta - what happened if the sister-in-law was not at home
Bring milk from the market
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A woman went to Baba Ji
The woman said angrily - Baba Ji refund my 1000 rupees
Baba - Why?
Woman - You said that Shani is to blame,
So my son always fails,
Baba - Yes daughter, I was right,
Woman - I fasted on Saturday, offered oil
Why did my son still fail?
Baba - Balike, I said that everything is blame of "Sunny"? The
sunnny leyon special jock
Santa got fond of making good health,
Santa - From today onwards I will go daily for a walk
Biwi - ok sir… ..
Woke up at 4 in the morning to go outside,
There was a lot of cold and fog outside,
Came back and entered the quilt,
And speaking with his wife said -
Janu is very cold outside,
Biwi (in sleep) - and out in that crazy cold
Gonna go on a walk ? The
Saint unconscious

Santa got fond of making good health,
Santa - From today onwards I will go daily for a walk
Biwi - ok sir… ..
Woke up at 4 in the morning to go outside,
There was a lot of cold and fog outside,
Came back and entered the quilt,
And speaking with his wife said -
Janu is very cold outside,
Biwi (in sleep) - and out in that crazy cold
Gonna go on a walk ? The
Saint unconscious

Santa with his wife
I'm sick of you,
Wife - Why? what I have done?
Santa - shut up for god's sake
I have to live with 'peace' now,
Bowie - Yes, I don't even want to be with you,
I also want to live with 'Aman'? The
Poor Santa non veg jokes english 

The boys were chatting on Facebook,
Boy - Call me darling ,,
Girl - Darling ,,
Boy - Call me honey ,,
Girl - Honey ,,
Boy - Don't lose your mind, balance is over,
That's why I'm calling,
Girl - ok ok

Girl - Janu, my mother likes you very much
Boy - what ??
Friend i will marry you only
No one else
Tell your mother to forget me

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A girl was standing alone on a deserted street.
Suddenly a bike man came.
Boy - lift?
Girl OK
Boy- what will I get in return?
Girl you want
Boy - to fill petrol of OK100
Girl - Get out of here
Uffff this inflation

The girl went to the doctor with too much makeup.
Doctor- What trouble do you have?
Girl - I look so beautiful
But I have to ask how are these ugly girls born?
Doctor- No one will be able to answer this better than your mother.

It has been requested…
Unbecoming and wife is a strange thing…
Consider it ..
Unbecoming and wife is a strange thing…
Looks good only when the other's.

Wife (to husband) - A few years ago my figure was like a bottle of Pepsi.
Husband - He is still yours
Wife- Really!
Husband- Yes, earlier the bottle was 300ml, now it is 2 liters.

Girlfriends - Now we are very much maligned,
Now we should get married
Boyfriend - but tell this so much infamy
Who will marry us later?

When love and warmth increase from the heart,
Then first of all, we take off clothes !!

Teacher in school ..
Teacher - today I ask some funny puzzles and think the answer
Children - G. Madame
Teacher - What is a paan that cannot be eaten?
Pappu - Pappu started laughing loudly in his stomach
Teacher - What happened Pappu? Why is there so much laughter?
Pappu - Teacher, you do not even question how .. 'Breastfeeding'.
Teacher: Nalayak, donkey 'Japan' non veg jokes images

Gonna be mine today
Son and daughter came in my dreams ..
And saying that ..
Father try on
Mom is in her group…
Will definitely get

To show love to wife after marriage
I love you is also an effective word ..
Bring it to the pot today

Father asks his son…
Father- do you smoke cigarettes?
Son- no father, I have not even touched it till date.
Father- So take 10 rupees and get a gold flake for me
Son- comes for 2 rupees and two..12
The sandal… The sandal
Fuckin… makes the father an owl

Why are you crying father?
Tell me i'm your friend don't tell me?
Son- nothing, today, chocolate demands more
So your item blew

Husband and wife went to temple…
Husband (from wife) - What did you ask for?
Wife- That you and I live together for seven births
Wife - and what did you ask for?
Husband - this is our seventh birth

A thief entered the house at night… !!
When the room door opened
An old woman was sleeping on the porch.

His eye opened with a hurry.
When the thief looked terrified, she said lying down: -
Son, you look like a nice house,
Feels forced by some problem
You have started on this path.
It is not a big thing. bollywood non veg jokes 

There is a locker in the third box of the cupboard
You take all the goods in it quietly.
but
Come to me first and sit
I have just seen a dream.
Hearing that, please tell me what it means.
The thief is overwhelmed by that old lady's pity
And sat quietly near him.

Just then the dream was over and my eye opened.
Tell me, what does it mean?
The thief got into thinking. 4

In equal room
Old man's young son Pankaj gets his name
Hearing out loud, got up and came inside the thief
Smacked fiercely

Old lady said: - just do it now
It has paid the penalty for its actions.
The thief said: - No! Cut me more, years!

Funny Non Veg  English Jokes


Boy: Babu I Love You
Girl: Is this really gonna need something?
Boy: Babu is always the truth, and this is the super truth
Girl: Looks like Chotu has grown up for many days
Boy: You always think the opposite
Girl: Don't you think upside down, you'll ever vomit ——————

Wife: There are a lot of shameless people in China, do not do it or do it all day, it seems that the whole Chinese people live in leisure all day.
Husband: Why what happened?
Wife: Chinese women are more dizzy, wake up in public even during the day
Husband: Hey that is corona is a terrible disease that spreads through animals
Wife: We feel that they have problems with my night.

Boy: Your chest will be widened with pride by what I have done today
Girl: Don't widen anymore, already 36 out of 32 has happened because of you

BV: Look, I haven't worn it for eight years, yet the fitting is the same
Husband: Be afraid of God, it is shawl pure non veg jokes

Boyz Hostel Bathroom: Your Dream in Your Hand
In Girls Hostel Bathrooms: Please reduce finger in the future

Ravi: What do Sunny Leone and Sunny Deol have in common?
Friend: With two and a half kilos of both, the man does not get up, the man gets up

Boy to married girlfriends: Be happy in-laws,
Stay in touch when you come

Boy from girlfriends: Delhi is heartbroken
So whose is London?

Girlfriend: What did you see that you propose in front of everyone?
Boyfriend: Yesterday fell in love watching your ice cream suck

If you climb it, it becomes a wall,
When a boy marries a girl, he becomes a family 

Papa Boy's Failure: Don't Call Me Papa From Today
Boy: Come on dead, school test was not DNA test

Chaklu: It feels good to have something negative in life
Ravi: How
Chaklu: Corona and AIDS test

The LIC agent was telling his wife the benefits of LIC.
Wife now refuses him neither with alcohol nor cigarette

Girlfriend: You're older
Boyfriend: No, he lives in Chadhi and I stay at home
Girlfriends: Blocked masti non veg jokes in

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Teacher: How do you see the obscenity on the internet?
Buckle: Live in Full HD

Kanke: Who has the most patience
Ram: Near Sunny Leone Cameraman

Gas problem please be kind
Your grandeur
There is an outcry in the bus from his Ram Ram

Son: My madam, how cool are you
Papa: Madam mom is the stuff
Son: You see your happiness everywhere

Seeing the beauty of some girls
Boys reject themselves from sister's mind

Santa: What does it mean if a girl gives flying kish?
Bunny: Girl is lazy

Doctor Lady's pulse hold: Does it reverse?
Woman: I speak now best non veg jokes for whatsapp in english

All girls are you partying
Whenever Ilu speaks, she shows a broom

Have lived a whole life with respect, do not spread hands in front of it
It is another thing that there are more parts in the body to spread: Sunny Leone

Ravi: Went to your house yesterday, Savita: Did you talk to your father?
Ravi: I do not think you will get married
Savita: Dad, don't you agree?
Ravi: Your sister was very tight

Pinky: See and delete photos
Ravi: Pappu, you are listening

Asaram: What did you kill?
Salman: Deer
Salman: What did you kill
Asaram: Let it be night, then you will know

Lover tells girlfriend lovingly: I only have this story
10 percent I was stuck, 90 percent is kind to you

Striking and stealing earnings hurt a lot;
Crime petrol and Savdhaan India teach this

Savita: Doctor sir is very tired
Doctor: How often do you have sex
Savita: Rose
Doctor: Do not sleep
Savita: Husbands live on Sundays, how can God be denied?

Circumstances only give happiness
Happy to inflate the balloon
Happy selling balloons
Happy to burst the balloon
Happy wearing a balloon best non veg english jokes

Teacher: Whose period is going on
Bhopu: Maybe Ravita is very irritable since 2 days
Teacher: I am talking about the subject

Boy: Your bra strap is visible
Girl: What are you asking for to die hanging

Girlfriends:
Who is this sunny leone?
Santa :
This is the feminine form of Sunny Deol,
It also has two and a half kilos.
After seeing
Man does not get up
Man gets up.

A girl from her friend: Nowadays boys wear so much loose jeans that…
I do not know how we are feeling after watching us.

Teacher: Why do you spit on your head when I teach Chintu?
Chintu: My mother tells her father at night that ...
Spit if not entering.

 Nai beating:
The reason was that…
Lady pours dry saree on top of barber shop
Hairdresser: Brother-in-law, lift the top, I have to cut hair.

Father: Son, when we were young, we used to drink milk for Rs 10.
Son: Papa Maje was Rs 300 today. I don't even give any suppression.
Give slap..pe slap

Santa: It's been five years since their marriage,
What day did you enjoy sex the most… ??
Wife blushing: Yes, that day when you went to Ludhiana.

One day a man calls me at shaadi.com and asks if both my arms and legs are severed, can I get married!
The girl says yes it can be! But it is safe for you, man! Yes, I have dialed your number from that. english double meaning  non veg jokes

 When a woman reached her house in anger, the husband asked the reason for her anger
Wife - "The city people strangely talk to me"
Husband - Tell me what kind of talk
The lady said, yesterday, the paper-man said to me, sister-in-law, you were sleeping, then did not disturb you and went down from the bottom.
Husband - Well and said people
Wife - The washerman says, "Madam tomorrow, take out clothes"
The banana one of the market says, "Look at the size, the heart will be happy",
The photocopier says Maru will work from one side to the other from both sides ",
The auto guy says "Bhabhi ji leave inside or it will be fine outside",
The clothesman says "I agreed with you on the corset but I have to obey the lehenga",
As soon as the elevator entered me, I said "which one to press", 

The friend left the job and opened a photo copy shop ... I asked if he said: Dude's heart gets very happy when a girl Aakar says "To do both sides back and forth"

Lady - son, if you have come home for the first time, you will have to take something Pappu - okay aunt lie down on the bed aunt - run away hare

Girl - If you are thundering then you miss me, I miss you after coming in the spring, I miss you in the raindrops boy - you know ... I know ... your umbrella is lying with me. Do not die

Today, picking up the garbage on the road and putting it in the garbage donation, two people standing beside started clapping their hearts, it was later found out ... the bitches were rubbing the cough!

 While having dinner at the hotel, the wife gave 'leg piece lift' to her husband, the elderly sitting next to her said that at one point of time, even our Begum used to "lift our legs ..."

Sintu also came very attentively in the wedding of the girl. People asked, "Are you the bride?" Sintu - No, I have already taken

A girl gets married to a boy who pours petrol. Bridesmaids - how was the honeymoon / bride: The idiot kept walking around all night ... and kept asking how much.

A woman walks out of the bathroom in a short dress after taking a bath, after seeing all this the husband says darling, I am sure now that we will be born a boy, wife - how is that
Husband - Because your mustache is visible with Tuhari panties.

Rosie was an ugly girl. He never had a boyfriend
So that he had a lot of tension jokes non veg

Santa was selling parachutes…
Jump on the plane,
Push button
And get to the ground safely…
Customer: If the parachute does not open then…
Santa: So the money is returned…

A woman calls the plumber and the plumber comes to the house
And asks where is the tap open madam Let's tell me again in the bathroom!
The plumber goes to the bathroom with Madam. The plumber asks where is the hole. Your in it! The new Voll will be cured soon, your daily troubles will also be over!

On the highway, a woman's car breaks down, she calls and calls the mistry! The mason asks, Madam the car will have to be tortured!
And tells me where to do it, from the front or from the back, Amadam says that I have more things to do than hurry from anywhere!

A man went to the shop to shop for a watch and he said with a finger, "Your item is very strong, so I want to tell you what the price is. People beat him up there!"
Later it was found out that Bichara was asking for a watch, not a girl!